Chase Ventrella

Lyrics

I have a mustache and it’s really, really great; People tell me that it compliments my face; I’m rarely carded ‘cause I look like I am 48; and you, you tell me you don’t like facial hair; you like nice boys who keep their faces bare; well, you should change your mind; Sometimes I have a beard, and that’s really awesome, too; but then I shave it off and leave a Fu Manchu; Underneath it all I keep it scruffy just for you; Do you know why?; ‘Cause you, you tell me you don’t like facial hair; You like nice boys who keep their faces bare; Well you should change your mind; ‘Cause everybody says it makes me look mature, but you say I look like a hobo covered in manure; If you can’t understand the simple pleasure I receive from watching hair grow on my face then I suggest you leave; ‘Cause I will never stop, and if I do it will be brief; It’s fun to play with and it improves my self-esteem; You’re just jealous cause you can’t grow hair upon your cheeks; And you, you tell me you don’t like facial hair; You like nice boys who keep their faces bare; You should change your mind.